1) 2 oz water, 1 scoop of formula
2) When they tumble and look at you for your expression, try to laugh first to avoid the 5 minute unnecessary tantrum
3) Crying that stops in 1 minute is not real crying
4) Girls outfits that have the skirt only on the front side are to be worn in that direction only, capes aren't cool
5) 6am is the new 10am
6) C-Cell batteries are your new best friends
7) Leapfrog don't involve jumping over people anymore
8) Yes, a stroller can be collapsed with only 1 thumb and a turn of a wrist
9) What LATCH is
10) Never take 1 of anything when you travel
11) When you have the baby, you better have the diaper bag
12) No, the doctors office does not have a diaper for you
13) The one thing on the counter that you don't want touched will inevitably end up on the floor in 1000 pieces, when you turn away for more than 2 seconds
I'll think of more later...
